Matt Mitrione: A UFC Non Sequitur Poem

Ah, Matt Mitrione, the sadistic son of a bitch
He’s had one too many kegs or boy, does he like a good sandwich!
On the ground, he held up one thumb
Brendan Schaub’s submission victory made him look dumb

I guess that’s the price you pay when you get caught
Schaub’s just another guy Mitrione has fought
Now their friendship has a rift
He tried to hit me with a forklift!

This post was prompted by the WordPress Daily Post and has to do with UFC Heavyweight Matt Mitrione in reference to his submission loss versus Brendan Schaub from UFC 165 on this past Saturday night.

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